2025 Is Off To A Rough Start

 Hello everyone. We're not even 72 hours into 2025 and the following events have taken place:

1. A deranged Army veteran drove from Houston to New Orleans and mowed down revelers on Bourbon Street, killing 14 and injuring 12 more.
2. Mere hours later in Las Vegas, an active-duty Green Beret (who was stationed at the same base as the individual in NOLA) parked a Cyber Truck in front of the Trump hotel and detonated it, killing himself and injuring seven.
3. I-85 in Greenville, SC was shut down for a bomb threat.
4. In Fullerton, CA, a plane crashed into a furniture manufacturing warehouse, killing two on board and injuring 19 inside the building.
5. An individual in Idaho was arrested for attempting to light an IED near a train car.

...and that's just scratching the surface of the start of what appears to be a wild and chaotic year. TO be honest, I think we need former NFL referee Jerome Boger to call a false start on this year and assess a five-yard penalty. 

Seriously though, the first couple of days of 2025 have felt odd, then again it did start on a Wednesday, which means if you're looking on a calendar, it starts with W-T-F. So, maybe afterwards things can try to get back to normal, even though it may be freezing around these parts. I mean take a look at this ice phallus penetrating the Virginias:

Honestly though next week's going to be quite cold. So grab some popcorn and bundle up.

Bony Scribe