Hello again, everyone. Man, what a bizarre couple of weeks we've had. As you all know, Donald Trump in just his first ten days of his second administration has created much tumult and upheaval, a lot like his first administration (four years I and a lot of other people would like to forget). Well, earlier today, as a result of a senseless and bizarre tragedy that occurred in Washington last night, he was in front of reporters for the first time in his second term. I thankfully didn't see it (I had an appointment and didn't want to be subject to his verbal diarrhea anyway), but oh did I hear about it!
Here, thanks to the Blue-Sky app, are some of the things he decided to poke blame on for last night's crash:
Obama has been out of Office for just over eight years, Biden just left office, Buttigieg was the outgoing Secretary of Transportation and had nothing to do with it. The others? Well, did you really expect anything else from this hateful buffoon?
This just in from the home office in Rennert, NC. Top ten things Trump did not pin the blame on for the DC plane crash.
- 10. Corky from "Life Goes On"
- 9. The Underwear Gnomes from "South Park"
- 8. Squidward J. Tenticles
- 7. me (WHAT?!)
- 6. Todd Bowles
- 5. The Walt Disney Corporation
- 4. Taylor Swift
- 3. the autistic dude on "The Good Doctor"
- 2. Caitlyn Jenner,
and the number one thing Trump didn't pin the blame on for last night's crash, - 1. Negative press covfefe.
The shitshow is only beginning, God help us all...
BonyScribe
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