Could We Fricking Not??

 Good evening, everyone. We're not even two weeks away from the world's most petulant man-child re-emerging inside the Oval Office, and already he's wanting to f*** s*** up. Dude once again wants to take over Greenland, invade Canada and make it our 51st state, and wants to take control back of the Panama Canal. On top of whining and moaning about the American flags being at half-mast because President Carter is currently lying in state at the Capitol (how DARE one of our most beloved presidents rain on MY parade!!). Dude, get a grip already. Makes me wish there could be someone who could put him on a speed governor that would prevent him from flying off the handle; the guy leaping and skipping around like a dipsh*t sure won't.

Remember Nero from world history? This must be the modern-day version of him fiddling while Rome burns. He likes to boast about how the US weren't involved in any wars in his first administration, but I swear we're going to wind up in World War III with this clown in charge of our military, and he'll likely be the cause of it. 

While we're on the subject of people making complete fools out of themselves, could we leave stuff like this in the last decade??

We get that you're gay Johnathan, but do you have to shove it in our faces that way? In my opinion (and I could very well be wrong), it's this kind of exhibitionism that's led to the rise of Trump and MAGA. Also, while we're at it, could we stop with the incessant commercials for WeGovy, Muscovy, YaHomie and every other product that big pharma is trying to peddle on us? As well as the constant ads on local TV for Morgan & Morgan (who is indirectly responsible for Kyle Busch not winning a race last year; he should have never had them as a sponsor). And also, those stupid adverts on my phone that's a five second ad which morphs into a thirty second ad for the same thing. Usually with someone talking to themselves even though they're dressed as two different people. 

This is going to be a loonnnnnng year. Samantha, I need an entire case of Fireball just to get through it.

BonyScribe