Good morning, everyone. It would have been good evening, but severe storms wreaked havoc across the Tampa Bay area. Close to where I live, the storms weren't too bad, but apparently it caused a number on a transformer nearby, because we lost power for over five hours while several other areas had their power restored much, much quicker. This is where I would probably make some snide remark about how WREC, the local electric co-operative here, needs to get their act together accompanied by a video from "Rick & Morty." If you are a keen observer of that program, or my social media pages (yeah, like THAT'S possible), you know which clip I'm referring to. But since the fine, hard-working folks that work for WREC, or any other electric company for that matter, have a thankless job cleaning up what these storms leave behind and getting our power back on, I should give them a break. They deserve one today; that sounds like an old commercial slogan.
Speaking of breaks, I think now's a good time as any to remove my break from posting Top 40 flashbacks, as it has been two months since my last one. Today we're going back to July 11, 2003; 7/11, oh thank heaven (that could be another commercial slogan). So, without further ado, here were the Top 40 songs in America loosely based off ClearChannel Mediabase24/7 as published in Radio & Records Magazine.
40. Why Don't You And I? by Santana f/Alex Band. As I recall this track had two particular lead singers, the aforementioned Alex Band and for some reason, Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. Why Carlos Santana did this I don't know and don't really care.
39. Crazy by Dream f/Loon. Remember when Dream tried to get in on the act of teen-oriented vocal groups (Backstreet Boys, *NSync, etc.) for a hot second at the turn of the millennium? I remember their other two hits, "He Loves Me Not" and "This Is Me." Don't recall this one though.
38. I'm Glad by Jennifer Lopez. The good news is that J-Lo had gotten out of that phase of totally rerecording songs to fit musical tastes at the time (think "I'm Real) and calling them remixes. The bad news? Gigli was just around the corner.
same, Ben Affleck, same.
37. Hell Yeah by Ginuwine. Either he was trying to pay tribute to Stone Cold Steve Austin, or he was celebrating he had someone ride his pony. But definitely one of the two.
36. Never Leave You (Uh-Ooh Uh-Oooh) by Lumidee
35. I Can Only Imagine by Mercy Me. Crossed out because this was a blatant attempt by the moral minority to cram religion down our throats, being the MercyMe is a contemporary Christian group. Of course, now you have groups like "He Gets Us" trying to do the same thing. As noted social media personality (and attractive redhead) Montemader says, to have freedom of religion, you must have freedom from religion. Plus, my belief system is slightly different from evangelical Christianity, but the same concept.
34. Right Thurr by Chingy. A couple of things came to my realization as I was writing this. The worst birthday experience I ever had was for my 40th in 2014 at a place called Capone's Dinner and Show off 192 in Kissimmee, Florida. Isn't it ironic the woman I had been crushing on for years works at a bar of the same name? Go see her by the way at 10463 County Line Road in Spring Hill, FL, and tell her Bony Scribe sent you.
33. Stuck by Stacie Orrico. Another thing I've come to the realization of is that I can be quite annoying. Yeah, I know, it's not the best quality to have, but I feel it's the best (if not only) way to get my name out there. I just hope I'm not as annoying as Morgan & Morgan, or those ads for Hard Rock Casino, or apps that you can download and play on your phone.
32. In Love Witchu by Da Brat. Yes, I still am by the way.
31. Ladies by Sarai
30. If You're Not The One by Daniel Beddingfield. Yes, that's the brother of Natasha Beddingfield, singer of "Unwritten" which came out a few years later. His first hit was the better of his two in my opinion, "Gotta Get Through This."
29. Calling All Angels by Train. They were just in concert in Tampa last night, undoubtedly trying to dodge lightning bolts and rain showers as well at the Ford 1-800-ASK-GARY MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheater.
28. Sing For The Moment by Eminem. Speaking of annoying apps I had mentioned a couple of songs ago, there's one app which is an arrow removal game that for months (if not a year now) that had been called "Arrows Out." Well now in the past few weeks, they've all of a sudden called themselves, "Point Out," which really makes no sense if you think about it.
27. Girls And Boys by Good Charlotte. I mean the phrase point out implies that you're choosing something out of a lineup of group of items, not necessarily removing arrows to solve a puzzle.
26. Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly f/Diddy & Murphy Lee. This song sounded very similar to Florida State University's famous war chant, but I digress.
25. Can't Let You Go by Fabolous f/Lil' Mo. As I was about to mention there's another arrow removal game that was called "Arrows Go" but is now called "Amaze Go" which makes absolutely zero sense at all. So, what happened? Did yet another arrow removal game put in a copyright claim and now the original name of your app can't be used? Or did you suddenly think that you're the Gulf of MEXICO or Department of DEFENSE and you just wanted to randomly change your name a la the Trump Administration? Jeez.
24. The Remedy (I Won't Worry) by Jason Mraz. Speaking of the Trump administration, they may be partially responsible for a sudden outbreak of explosive diarrhea that has plagued several states, including Florida.
23. I Want You by Thalia f/Fat Joe. Of course, we're talking about cyclosporiasis, which is the parasite which is the cause of this explosive diarrhea. According to AOL (yes, they still exist), the CDC stopped monitoring said parasite under the guise of "GoVeRnMeNt EfFiCiEnCy." Damn you, Squealon, damn you to hell.
22. No Letting Go by Wayne Wonder. Those of you who are ardent followers of "South Park" will know that explosive diarrhea occurs in a few of their episodes, including episode 6 of the first season where OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY comes down with a case of such before his (un)timely demise.
21. Swing Swing by All-American Rejects. This administration is already a clown show, but never in a million years that South Park would play a role in what's going on. What's next, Cartman as CDC head?
The second half of this flashback I'm just going to go ahead and breeze through.
20. When I'm Gone by Three Doors Down
19. Fighter by Christina Aguilera
18. Feel Good Time by P!nk f/William Orbit
17. Rock Wit U (Awwww Baby) by Ashanti
16. Addicted by Simple Plan (I wonder who that song could be for)
15. Magic Stick by Lil' Kim f/50 Cent
14. Intuition by Jewel
13. Don't Wanna Try by Frankie J
12. Drift Away by Uncle Cracker f/Dobie Gray
11. Are You Happy Now? by Michelle Branch (well...ARE YOU?!)
10. 21 Questions by 50 Cent
9. Ignition by R. Kelly
8. Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake (the song that helped Janet Jackson's career)
7. Get Busy by Sean Paul
6. I Know What You Want by Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey
5. Crazy In Love by Beyonce f/Jay-Z
4. Unwell by Matchbox 20
3. Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas f/Justin Timberlake
2. Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
and the number one song on this date 23 years ago was
1. Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson.
There, my first flashback blog in two months, hopefully not as annoying as any other blog post I write. Hopefully I get back on the ball writing more irreverent and irrelevant in the weeks to come Two blog posts in a week is a good start.
Until next time
Bonyscribe
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