Good morning, everyone. Especially to the folks at the Wall Street Journal. Why, you ask? Because last night, they blew the cover off this whole Jeffrey Epstein saga that's been infiltrating the news cycle for the past week. First, came the news that there was no client list. Then came the furious backlash from the right. Now comes this bombshell. Oh, did I mention that the guy that runs WSJ also runs Fox "News" Channel?
Yesterday, I wanted to play MIA's "Double Bubble Trouble" over a CEO of some tech company being busted of having an affair by a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. But it appears that ol' Mr. Byron and his sidepiece took a backseat, because uh-ohhhhhhh, Trump's in trouble.
Come to think of it, there are plenty of songs that I could play on Spotify (or whatever music service you use) that could perfectly encapsulate this scandal. Let's go over a few of these songs:
"Moi Lolita" by Alizee
"You're Sixteen" by either Johnny Burnette or Ringo Starr
"Sweet Sixteen" by Billy Idol
"Seventeen" by Winger
"Into the Night" by Benny Mardones
of course, "Double Bubble Trouble" by M.I.A.
and especially, "Breaking The Law" by Judas Priest.
Oh, Trump says he doesn't do drawings. If that's the case, explain this one that's been floating around on social media within the last 24 hours?
I said back in January that I didn't think Trump would survive this term. That prediction may actually come to fruition sooner than a lot of folks thought.
Get your popcorn ready, friends and neighbors.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
BonyScribe
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