Hello, everyone. Thought I'd come here this evening since the first of way too many Republican Presidential Debates take place tonight (sans Trump, who's apparently woofing down covfefe), and I'd thought I would give you a drinking game for anything that the candidates talk about tonight.
And of course, the preferred drink of the night is Fireball, or, if you're really depraved, MD20/20.
If Vivek Ramaswamy breaks out into any rap, take a shot.
If Ron DeSantis talks about the "free state of Florida," take a shot.
If any candidate talks about the Covid pandemic, take a shot.
If Chris Christie shows up in a beach chair, take two shots.
If Asa Hutchinson or Doug Burgum gets more than a minute of camera time, take a shot.
If any of the candidates bring up Trump's ongoing legal troubles, don't drink.
If Disney gets mentioned take a shot.
If "woke" or "war on woke" gets discussed, take a shot.
If CRT gets mentioned, take a shot.
If that damned border wall gets mentioned, take two shots.
If a rogue fly lands on Mike Pence's head, take two shots.
...and finally...
If DeSantis starts malfunctioning and explodes like a fembot on "Austin Powers," guzzle the entire bottle.
Of course, you could stay sober altogether and not watch the debate altogether like yours truly.
Enjoy your Wednesday evening.
BS
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