Friday, August 23, 2019

College Football Is Here...ALREADY?!




Can you believe it? We're not even a week to go until September and already college football is underway. Watching the first few minutes of "College Gameday" this morning, the experts were talking about Clemson and Alabama in the championship game...again. Ugh, same shit, different year.

I wish somethin could be done to fix the continuity problem that college football seemingly has; every year you can pencil in five or six teams to be in championship contention. Alabama, Ohio State, a second SEC school, a Big XII school, Notre Dame, and an ACC school. It's gets redundant and tiresome after a while.

Unfortunately, the current system is dominated by television, and as Daft Punk once said, television rules the nation.  But what if college football weren't held down by exorbitant television deals and ESPN? And it was a utopian sport without the shady recruiting practices and under the table deals (I assume they happen) that the big schools get away with more often than not?

A few months ago, I decided to totally revamp the system in my head. First, there would be a sixteen-team playoff to determine the national champion. Second, I would totally realign the conferences. How so? Well, let me explain.

Currently, the "power 5", as it's known, looks like this:

Atlantic Coast Southeastern Big Ten Pac 10 Big 12
Boston College Alabama Illinois Arizona Baylor
Clemson Arkansas Indiana Arizona State Kansas
Duke Auburn Iowa California Kansas State
Florida State Florida Maryland UCLA Iowa State
Georgia Tech Georgia Michigan Colorado Oklahoma
Louisville Kentucky Michigan State Oregon Oklahoma St
Miami LSU Minnesota Oregon State Texas
North Carolina Mississippi Nebraska So. California Texas Christian
NC State Miss State Northwestern Stanford Texas Tech
Pittsburgh Missouri Ohio State Utah West Virginia
Syracuse South Carolina Penn State Washington
Virginia Tennessee Purdue Washington St
Virginia Tech Texas A&M Rutgers
Wake Forest Vanderbilt Wisconsin
with the other conferences in the Bowl Subdivision looking like this:

Conf USA Independents Mountain West MAC Sun Belt American
Charlotte Army Air Force Akron App. St UCF
Florida Atlantic BYU Boise State Ball State Arkansas State Cincinnati
Florida Int'l Notre Dame Colorado State Bowling Green Ga Southern Connecticut
Louisiana Tech Massachusetts Fresno State Buffalo Georgia State ECU
Marshall Liberty Hawaii Central Mich Idaho Houston
Middle Tenn Nevada Eastern Mich LA-Lafayette Memphis
North Texas UNLV Kent State LA-Monroe Navy
Old Dominion New Mexico Miami OH New Mexico St USF
Rice San Diego State Northern IL South Alabama SMU
Southern Miss San Jose State Ohio  Texas State Temple
Texas El Paso Utah State Toledo Troy Tulane
UTSA Wyoming Western Mich CCU Tulsa

One of the first things I did was take the schools from the American Conference and add them to the Power 5, making it a Power 6 and shut up UCF fans who feel they're slighted from the national conversation. Second, I decided to put schools in conferences that geographically made sense; that means that West Virginia is out of the Big XII, and Missouri and Texas A&M are out of the SEC and back in the Big XII. Also, Maryland, Rutgers, and Penn State are no longer In the Big 10. I also decided to break up the northern schools in the ACC, which means Louisville, Pitt, Syracuse, and BC are out of that conference.

As for the American, I decided to completely obliterate the conference altogether since geographically it's all over the place. The three northeast schools, UConn, Temple, and Navy I decided to leave in. I also decided to add Pitt, Syracuse, and Boston College from the ACC, Penn State, Rutgers, and Maryland from the Big 10, and West Virginia from the Big XII. I also tossed in Army (natural rival with Navy) and UMass to make it twelve teams so a championship game could be played. The American now has all of the northeast's FBS schools in one conference; oh and the backyard brawl between WVU and Pitt is back. You're welcome.

As for Cincinnati, I decided to place them and Louisville from the ACC and place them in the SEC to replace Texas A&M and Missouri. The Big XII with the departure of West Virginia and the re-addition of A&M and Missouri makes 11 teams; they need a 12th. Why not Houston? Problem solved. The Big Ten now has a problem with 11 teams. Simple solution: add Notre Dame. Then you have the ACC who I split apart already. They've gone from fourteen to ten schools. But don't worry, I've got a solution. Hey, UCF. You know how you complain about being in an inferior league and not much recognition. Well, you and USF can take your petty "War on I-4" to the ACC. Good luck with that.

That leaves the Pac 12 as the only conference remaining. Truth be told, I was going to leave them alone, but then I realized that Boise State might complain that I had given preferential treatment to UCF for putting them in a power conference and not them. So at the last minute I added them and BYU to the conference.

So, here's what your new Power Six would look like:




Atlantic Coast Southeastern Big Ten Big 12 Pac 10 American
UCF Alabama Illinois Baylor Arizona Boston College
Clemson Arkansas Indiana Kansas Arizona State Connecticut
Duke Auburn Iowa Kansas State Boise State Penn State
Florida State Cincinnati Michigan Houston BYU Rutgers
Georgia Tech Florida Michigan State Iowa State California Maryland
Miami Georgia Minnesota Oklahoma Colorado West Virginia
North Carolina Kentucky Nebraska Oklahoma St Oregon Pittsburgh
NC State Louisville Northwestern Texas Oregon State Syracuse
USF LSU Notre Dame Texas Christian
USC Navy
Virginia Mississippi Ohio State Texas Tech
Stanford Army
Virginia Tech Miss State Purdue Texas A&M UCLA Temple
Wake Forest South Carolina Wisconsin Missouri Utah Massachusetts
Tennessee Washington
Vanderbilt Washington St
As for the other conferences, they would look like this after realignment:


Mountain West MAC Sun Belt Conf USA South Atlantic
Air Force Akron Arkansas State UAB East Carolina
Colorado State Ball State Texas El Paso Louisiana Tech Ga Southern
Fresno State Bowling Green New Mexico St Memphis Georgia State
Hawaii Buffalo Tulsa Middle Tenn Charlotte
Nevada Central Mich So Methodist Troy Florida Atlantic
UNLV Eastern Mich Texas State South Alabama Florida Int'l
New Mexico Kent State UTSA LA-Lafayette Marshall
San Diego State Miami OH North Texas LA-Monroe Old Dominion
San Jose State Northern IL Rice Southern Miss Appalachian St
Utah State Ohio  Idaho Western KY Coastal Carolina
Wyoming Toledo Tulane Liberty
Western Mich

The 16-team playoff would go like this: Winners from the Power Six conferences get an automatic bid, plus two winners amongst the other five conferences. Plus eight at-large bids. First and second round games would be on the campus of the higher seed, then the bowl system would fill in the other matchups. Until you get to the National Championship game at a pre-determined site. 

Would this solve everything wrong about college football? Of course not, but it doesn't hurt to dream.

As for this season, I'm going to try something I haven't done before: predict the winners of certain games. Since there are only two this week, I have two picks. No research or analysis here, just fling by the seat of my pants. This evening in Orlando, Miami and Florida renew acquaintances. Honestly, I think this could (and should) be an annual series, but it seems like one school keeps trying to duck from the other. I am a Gators fan, but not a "Tim Tebow is our lord and savior, and the world needs to revolve around him" Gators fan. And no fangirls, he isn't going to get called up by the Mets this season, so quit dreaming. You're almost as annoying as Rays fans (who I promise to get to in another post...someday). As for Miami, they have not even been to the ACC title game let alone win an ACC title...yet. Hopefully the game will be entertaining, but I have Miami in an upset. 

The other game pits Arizona at Hawaii. My only thought on this is will I stay up to watch it? Probably not, but it would be nice to hear Rich Waltz (formerly of the Marlins and ow with CBSSN) again. Arizona wins a squeaker.  Enjoy your Saturday!

CT


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